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Fred Is (Not) Cool, Magibon

Ah YouTube. When I’m bored, I’ll click around in the Rising or Featured videos categories. That’s how I discovered Fred and Magibon, both very popular users that a elicit “WTF” response.

Fred’s honors:

#1 – Most Subscribed (All Time)
#1 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Comedians
#1 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Partners
#7 – Most Viewed (This Month)
#1 – Most Viewed (This Month) – Comedians
#5 – Most Viewed (This Month) – Partners
#13 – Most Viewed (All Time)
#2 – Most Viewed (All Time) – Comedians
#15 – Most Viewed (All Time) – Partners

So I watched one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEqwKNNQBwc

It’s amusing once, but all his videos are like that. Eventually you start searching for rusty, rusty screwdrivers. Apparently he’s #1 because his fan base consists mostly of children. That would explain a lot. It would also explain why KevJumba loses out to nigahiga.

Thankfully a champion has risen to resist Fred: WasteTimeChasingCars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkx0XFwVDkc

So, appeal to the children, and you’ll score big. That’s one way of going about things. Then we have Magibon. Her honors include:

#39 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Directors
#94 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Partners
#1 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Japan
#39 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Directors
#94 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Partners
#1 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Japan
#1 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Directors – Japan
#1 – Most Subscribed (All Time) – Partners – Japan
#47 – Most Viewed (This Month) – Japan
#5 – Most Viewed (This Month) – Directors – Japan
#4 – Most Viewed (This Month) – Partners – Japan
#52 – Most Viewed (All Time) – Directors
#1 – Most Viewed (All Time) – Japan
#1 – Most Viewed (All Time) – Directors – Japan
#1 – Most Viewed (All Time) – Partners – Japan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kib05Ip6GSo

Her video literally elicited a verbal “WTF??” out of my mouth. She definitely has very pretty eyes, but wtf, mate? All her videos are like that. If you’re wondering, I hear she’s 100% white, but she could pass as a hapa. I suppose it’s not too different from baby animal videos. Girls will say things like, “I want to steal it away and make it mine!” Except in Magi’s case, it’s men who want to steal her away. Bow chika wow wow. Oh yeah, she’s 22 years old now, 20 when she first started, so it’s not quite lolicon.


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