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Free Food For Voting

| November 3, 2008

So, like a true e-hobo, I write this. Tomorrow, free Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. I don’t think you even have to vote. And a free cup of coffee from Starbucks for *saying* you voted. Actually, I decided to google “free food election day” and here we have it!

CNN Talks About The Onion

| November 3, 2008 The first Onion article that CNN mentions, titled, “Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over’”, is probably one of the best I’ve read, mainly because…it all came true! It’s pretty old, but here it is if you haven’t seen it. It was published *before* Bush was inaugurated. “My [...]

How to Eat Mongolian BBQ, Japanese Style

| November 1, 2008

This is awesome.

13 YO Stoned for Being Raped

| November 1, 2008

1000 people watch. Wow. This is infuriating. I can’t help but wish we could air strike some people right now, in total indulgence of American neo-imperialistic might. A hawk on my right, and a dove on my left. The dove is taking a sabbatical at the moment. Be thankful you don’t live in Somalia. [...]