Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World

| August 21, 2008

Lulz. “Michael seemed really excited to be back,” said Bowman, adding that the male swimmer became playful upon entering his tank, breaching the water and sounding repeatedly. “He just started swimming freestyle and backstroke, and only stopped to slide belly first onto the tank’s platform so he could be fed dozens of fried egg sandwiches.”

Mo’s Bacon Bar

| August 21, 2008

Yep, that is a candy bar, not a business card for a “Bacon Bar” as one of my cousins thought (which one could argue would make more sense!). I tried one of these upon recommendation from a brainy Yelper (brainy women, so hot!). She said it was good. I was somewhat skeptical, but wanted to [...]

Pineapple Express

| August 18, 2008

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen a movie that boring. I’m a fan of Judd Apatow, but this movie was like all the boring and excessively long parts of Superbad expanded into its own feature film. At times it kinda felt like an Apatow version of the bullshit talk scenes in Deathproof. “Hey, we’re talking [...]

Get a Mac

| August 17, 2008

So yeah…I bought a Mac. It wasn’t something I was really looking forward to, but for one reason or another, I needed to get one. I figured, “My PC can do everything a Mac can, and more, like play games. The Mac will be useless once I’m done with it.” And the user interface for [...]

The Time Honored Tradition

| August 13, 2008

Ron Hsu 2:04 PM Chi Linh 2:36 PM why do you show me such things? Ron Hsu 2:37 PM it’s my duty as a male 2:37 PM to gross out the local womenfolk 2:37 PM it’s a time honored tradition Chi Linh 2:38 PM ;like womenfolk asking menfolk if they look fat? Ron Hsu [...]

Another One Bites the Dust

| August 13, 2008

Another guy dies in a US immigration cell after guards refuse medical attention – turns out he had terminal cancer, oops! I’ve been getting annoying comments lately talking about human rights violations abroad, particularly with the Olympics in session, but these very same commentators seem to have no idea, or little regard, for violations at [...]

Dark Knight Trailer as Enacted by Kids

| August 12, 2008


Zombie Playground

| August 12, 2008


Where is Bob?

| August 11, 2008

This is an awesome blog.

NATO Isn’t Coming

| August 11, 2008

We killed as many of them as we could,” he said. “But where are our friends?” It was the question of the day. As Russian forces massed Sunday on two fronts, Georgians were heading south with whatever they could carry. When they met Western journalists, they all said the same thing: Where is the United [...]