The goggles do nothing!

On Gore, and Names (Again)

EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.

I <3 the Onion. Thanks Eric.

Also, once again, an article of names. This one has a list of quirky names that people have attempted to legally adopt, including but not limited to:

Darren QX [pronounced 'Lloyd'] Bean! (exclamation mark included)


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